Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Aug 13, 2013 04:12:46 PM
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Aug 13, 2013 08:29:16 AM
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Aug 13, 2013 08:29:04 AM
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Aug 13, 2013 12:02:43 AM
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Aug 13, 2013 12:02:28 AM
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Aug 12, 2013 04:06:31 PM
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Aug 12, 2013 08:22:29 AM
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Aug 12, 2013 12:13:24 AM
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Aug 12, 2013 12:13:20 AM
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Aug 11, 2013 04:23:40 PM
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Aug 11, 2013 08:26:14 AM
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Aug 11, 2013 08:22:54 AM
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Aug 10, 2013 11:33:35 PM
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Aug 10, 2013 11:33:33 PM
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Aug 10, 2013 03:14:42 PM
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Aug 10, 2013 03:14:37 PM
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Aug 10, 2013 07:23:36 AM
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Aug 10, 2013 07:23:23 AM
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Aug 09, 2013 11:23:53 PM
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Aug 09, 2013 11:23:50 PM
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.